Friday, June 30
1.Air conditioning is highly dangerous for babies and small children.
2.Potato salad can't be eaten the day after.
3.From November -April school children should not play outside.
4.English people can't cook.
5.Nivea cream protects against the sun.
6.The car in front must be overtaken.
7.Pushing in front of someone queueing is perfectly acceptable.
8.You mustn't go out if it is raining.
9.Women can't waitress or work in bars.
10.Midnight is a normal bedtime for children under 5
Changeing the subject:
A weird woman just came into the shop. She stopped in front of me, looked me up and down and seemed to be waiting for me to say something. I stayed silent and she turned away to look at the bags. I turned back to what I was doing but suddenly she whirled back round, “You don't have to worry, I won't touch anything.”she reassured me, even though I had not yet spoken. Then, looking closer at me she said, “aah, but you don't understand me, you are a foreigner aren't you. You're..not..Italian?”
So I replied (in Italian, of course), “Do you really think that I would be running an Italian store in Italy if I didn't speak Italian?”
And she walked out.
at 2:25 PM